" 15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest. You dig in the sand and find an unopened bottle of rum !! Ahoy Matey!! Climb aboard and grab yourself a ice cold Landshark out of me cooler kick back n relax !!! This here is the laziest bunch of pirates yee ever come across- always searching for new shipmates - I've been reaking havoc since 2/69 mmcheer"